Ask FS! 12/9

Hidey-ho, loyal readers! Today's question pops in from Mary, who ponders

Dear FS,
Love the column, are you single? My question today is 'Which capital, current or former, would survive the armageddon?'

Well Mary, if thee's any former cap that har survived more and still kept playing in the NHL, it have to be the Goocher himself, Sergei Gonchar. Not only does he play a position which he is obviously unqualified to play, he manages to be one of the highest paid players at the position in the NHL. Here's to the Goocher, may you dodge the raining fire as well as you dodge your defensive assignments.