Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Ask FS! 3/27/07

Welcome back loyal readers! It's time once again for the only online column to sell more rap albums than Kris Kross and KRS-One combined! It's "Ask FS!" Today's question comes to us from Dr. Thompson of Dr. Thompsons's Skin Care center. Dr. Thompson wants to know
How many times a week does Sid the Kid get his lips botoxed? Doesn't that get expensive?
Thanks for the question Doc! To answer this I went straight to the source. "The source" being my friend Joey that does surgical work for cheap. Joey says that in order to keep his lips that pouty, Sidney must get his lips done at least twice a week, at a cost of around a grand a pop. So in order to keep his lips looking that lush, Crosby spends about $2000 a week on botoxing his lips, or about $100,000 a year. Crosby simply makes this up by doing once photo spread a year in GQ or Playgirl.

That's all for today, folks. If you have a question you'd like to see in a future edition of "Ask FS!," just leave a question in the comments section below, or send it to me via email. The link is in my profile. Until next time, Let's Go Caps!

No comments: