Monday, December 11, 2006

Ask FS! 12/11

Salutations loyal readers! It's time once again for everyone's favorite online Q & A, "Ask Fs!" Today's question comes in from Mario in Pittsburgh, who querries,
Why is Barry Melrose such an idiot?

For those of you who don't know, Barry Melrose came straight out and said that Sidney Crosby would beat Alexander Ovechkin in a fight. Now I don't know about you, but I find this extremely hilarious. Pittsburgh tough guy Ryan Whitney was running away from Ovechkin in the team's last meeting, so I have a hard time believing that Crosby would even be willing to face Ovechkin, let alone defeat him. As for Mr. Melrose's major malfunction, my guess is that Barry's wound a little tightly after he heard about the pending class action lawsuit from Billy Ray Cyrus, Michael Bolton, Richard Dean Anderson, and Mel Gibson.

3 comments:

Robin said...

What pending class action lawsuit from Billy Ray Cyrus, Michael Bolton, Richard Dean Anderson, and Mel Gibson?

FS said...

Umm . . . the joke was that all three have had MASSIVE mullets at one point or another. I would think that Billy Ray Cyrus and Michael Bolton would have given that away, especailly when talking about Melrose.

Robin said...

Yes, I see. I am WAY too literal. My bad.