Why is Barry Melrose such an idiot?
For those of you who don't know, Barry Melrose came straight out and said that Sidney Crosby would beat Alexander Ovechkin in a fight. Now I don't know about you, but I find this extremely hilarious. Pittsburgh tough guy Ryan Whitney was running away from Ovechkin in the team's last meeting, so I have a hard time believing that Crosby would even be willing to face Ovechkin, let alone defeat him. As for Mr. Melrose's major malfunction, my guess is that Barry's wound a little tightly after he heard about the pending class action lawsuit from Billy Ray Cyrus, Michael Bolton, Richard Dean Anderson, and Mel Gibson.