Showing posts with label Crosby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crosby. Show all posts

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Ask FS! 12/16

Hidey-ho, loyal readers, and welcome once again to "Ask FS!" the advice column taking the NHL by storm. Or at least it would had Lemaire not invented the neutral zone trap! Today's question comes to us from Stephanie in York, PA! Stephanies ask of the great oracle
Dear FS,
My boyfriend like hockey, but he is a Flyers fan and I am a Pens fan
(because Crosby is so hot!), I want to get him a Flyers gift but I don't
know what to get, any advice?
Well Stephanie, the best
thing to do in a situation like this is to seek couples counselling. FS
knows almost as many couples councilors as he has restraining orders
against him, but I'd like to recommend this
guy
, who will be taking appointments starting next June!

That clears us until next game folks, but if you have a question that you'd like to see appear on the mystical World Wide Web, just email me, or drop a question in the comments below! Let's Go Caps!

Friday, December 15, 2006

Sadly, it's come to this.

The NHL is doing all voting for the all-star game online this year. As a result, people with entirely too much free time on their hands are voting repeatedly. They don't even have the MLB thing where you can only vote 25 times per email address. As a result, some people are logging thousands upon thousands upon thousands of votes for people that should be there (Sidney Crosby), people that shouldn't be there (Brian Campbell), and people's who's very presence in the all-star game is laughable (Rory Fitzpatrick).

The NHL needs to give up on letting the fans decide starters. It results in fans from bandwagon town *cough* Pittsburgh, Buffalo *cough* spending all their free time voting in players that don't really belong there. Toronto had several players way up in the rankings. As their play declined, so did their fans vim for voting in their players.

Some nerds have even mounted a campaign to get Rory Fitzpatrick elected to the all-star game (and might even be successful: they've closed within 102,000 votes, so keep voting Roryites). I have no problem with this, it's an effective way to undermine how unbelievably stupid the decision process for voting for the all-star game is.

The problem is that voting for all-star game is dumb. The reason why? The average fan is a moron. I'll even go so far as to say that if you are a hockey fan, and you have a favorite team, you are an idiot for anything regarding your team. Either that, or you aren't that much of a fan. If you are a Sabres fan and don't think that Ovechkin should have gotten a harsher penalty, then you aren't much of a fan. If you are a Caps fan, and aren't still waiting for one of the half-dozen people that have tried to kill Mike Green (like Orpik or Larsen) to see ANY punishment, then you aren't much of a fan. Most of the time, the NHL wants us to be red-blooded fans who defend our teams to the death, but when the all-star game comes around, we are expected to be able to dissasociate ourselves from all of that, and objectively select the best at each position, for something rather important.

Now most people say "it's just an all-star game, who cares?" Well, last time I checked, people cared about how well their team was represented. I remember a string of four seasons where each year Olaf Kolzig was the goalie with the most wins NOT in the All-Star game. I remember three straight years where Adam Oates had the most points of all players not in the all-star game. And it hurt me, because I felt the league was overlooking us. This year, we'll most likely get Ovechkin in the game and no one else. Most importantly, The All-star game serves as a barometer for players and how they are perceived during their periods. One of the big knocks against Dale Hunter and Dino Ciccarelli making the Hall of Fame is that they were not often selected to the all-star game, and there fore were not dominant players in their era, no matter what their stats reveal. Players not from markets that push their players into the All-Star game are overly represented in All-Star games, and lo and behold, players from these markets are overly represented in the Hall Of Fame.

I think I might have to sit down and quantify which teams are best represented in the Hall of Fame in the post-expansion era in terms of players in the Hall of Fame, and how good they were compared to the number of wins. That is an analysis that shouldn't begin at 1:30 in the morning.

In the meantime, keep voting in the All-Star game, but remember! No Passion!

Oh, and Vote for Rory. Seriously, you could have voted 10 times in the time you spent reading this.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The power of tradition

Horrid game last night, but through it all, it's nice to see several traditions continue.

-The Murphy Call. Originated back in the 1980s for Larry Murphy, it has been used against any Caps defenseman when they returned if the fans didn't feel that they were physical enough. Other examples have included Kevin Hatcher and Phil Housely. Last night, the whooping was out in full force for Sergei Gonchar. For the record, Scott Stevens got a standing ovation upon his return to DC.

-The Caps choke against Pittsburgh. Do we realy need to go into this anymore? No? Ok. The good news is that if we play them in the playoffs this year, it's looking like it won't be until the second round at the earliest.

-Drunk Penguins fans. Why is it that when other teams fans come to a game, they are ten times worse behaved then the fans they have in their own building? Several fans were tossed last night, including the only two pens fans in my section, but there's been stories of Pens fans trying to start fights, there were several up in the stands during the game, and word on the street (though unconfirmed) is that there was a fight on the Metro heading north after the game. Stay classy Pittsburgh.

-Puck Fittsburgh signs, as given out by DC101. Of course, we choke whenever they are given out, so maybe we should move on.

Anyone else notice how the two "Superstars" played last night? Alex Ovechkin is supposed to be a sniper, who doesn't have playmaking ability, and therefore won't have as many points as Crosby. Crosby is supposed to be the playmaker who can see allt the parts of the ice, and may not score as many goals as Ovy, but will have more points by virtue of all of his assists. Last night's line: Ovechkin 0g 2A, 2pts. Crosby, 1-0-1. Oops.

Expect a sonnet sometime this afternoon or something, as I enjoyed doing that yesterday. Of course, today there is actually work piled on my desk, so we'll see.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Ask FS! 12/11

Salutations loyal readers! It's time once again for everyone's favorite online Q & A, "Ask Fs!" Today's question comes in from Mario in Pittsburgh, who querries,
Why is Barry Melrose such an idiot?

For those of you who don't know, Barry Melrose came straight out and said that Sidney Crosby would beat Alexander Ovechkin in a fight. Now I don't know about you, but I find this extremely hilarious. Pittsburgh tough guy Ryan Whitney was running away from Ovechkin in the team's last meeting, so I have a hard time believing that Crosby would even be willing to face Ovechkin, let alone defeat him. As for Mr. Melrose's major malfunction, my guess is that Barry's wound a little tightly after he heard about the pending class action lawsuit from Billy Ray Cyrus, Michael Bolton, Richard Dean Anderson, and Mel Gibson.