Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Ask FS! 12/6

Salutations, ravenous readers! Today's question comes to us from Stan, in New York. Stan asks,
If the Capitals were superheroes, who would they be?

Wow, Stan, that's a great question! So without further ado, I present the Uncanny Capitals!

Alexander "Superman" Ovechkin
Dainus "Strong Guy" Zubrus
Chris "Cyclops" Clark

Alexander "Mr. Fantastic" Semin
Kris "Oracle" Beech
Matt "Storm" Pettinger

Ben "Captain America" Clymer
Brian "Guardian" Sutherby
Matt "Nightwing" Bradley

Donald "Black Panther" Brashear
Boyd "Puck" Gordon
Jakub "Impulse" Klepis

Shoane "Batman" Morrisonn
Brian "Batroc the Leaper" Pothier

Mike "Dazzler" Green
John "Sabretooth" Erskine

Jamie "Nick Fury" Heward
Bryan "Hawkeye" Muir

Olaf "Magneto" Kolzig
Brent "Green Lantern" Johnson

Thanks for the question Stan, and remember folks, if you have a question you'd like to see submitted in a future edition of "Ask FS!", then be sure to just drop it in the comments section. Let's go Caps!


Meghann said...

How can you have Batman without Robin!? Otherwise, a very good list...though I would have liked to have seen Aquaman mentioned. :)

Anonymous said...

Where is the Spiderman love?

Anonymous said...

Where's Eminger?

FS said...

I arbitrarily made Emi a healthy scratch, so I guess he'd be a reserve member, like the Vision or something.

SkateFreeOrDie said...

I'm fascinated by Brent "Green Lantern" Johnson on several levels.
First, the Green HORNET was Van Johnson - so my first thought was why not Green Hornet instead?
Then it hit me. The opposite of the Red Light going on (in some bizarro universe as might be FS's head) is the Green Lantern going on. Green means STOP, Red means WE ALREADY RAN THE LIGHT. This is no Pat "Red Light" Riggin here, but Brent "Green Lantern" Johnson. I like it!

Rage said...

What he said ^

Anonymous said...

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