Ask FS! 1/13

Welcome back loyal readers, it's time once again for the advice column that is once again teaching you to love, Ask FS! Today's question comes from Todd in Nevada. Todd wonders

It seems that a lot of the South East division teams have nicknames that aren't related to the team's name phonetically, but rather something to do with the teams logo. Tampa is the Bolts, Florida is the Cats, and Atlanta is the Birds. What does this make the Caps?

Well Todd, after looking at the Caps' logo, it seems to me that this would make the Caps "The Seats!" Not only are we the seat of power for the entire country, as evidenced by the Capitol logo. Also as one may notice, there are plenty of seats available at the Phone Booth, where the Caps play, so it works on many different levels.

On another note, does anyone object to calling the Hurricanes "The Drips?"

Well, that wraps up this edition of "Ask FS!" If you have a question for the Almighty FS that you'd like to see in a future edition, just drop me a line in the comments section, or email it to me via the link in the profile. And remember, LET'S GO SEATS!