Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Ask FS! 1/9

Welcome back loyal readers! It's time once again for the column that is taking the world and showing the world who its proverbial father is, Ask FS! And today is a very special edition. Why? Because we're playing the hated Flyers tonight! Today's question comes from Antero in King of Prussia, PA. Antero wonders
If Forsberg has this so-called problem with his foot not being straight, which seems like something he would be born with, why didn’t it effect him when he was tearing it up with the Avs?
That's a great question, Antero! As to the question of why Sir Flopa's ankle isn't straight, let's just say that there isn't much about him that IS straight these days. When he was playing out in Colorado, there weren't a lot of distractions, he could focus on his hockey. But now that he's playing in the "City of Brotherly Love," there's a lot more distractions for the kind of guy that isn't completely straight.

In case you can't figure it out, I'm calling him gay.

What makes the case of Forsberg even more interesting is the fact that the Flyers haven't won a single game this year without him in the line-up. So one has to wonder why the team plays bettter when they have their not-so-straight-superstar on the ice with them.

Thanks again for the question, and if any of you out there have a question that you would like to see in a future edition of Ask FS!, feel free to drop me a line either through the comments section, through the email link in the profile, or by way of carrier pidgeon. Until next time, the Flyers Suck, and as always, LET'S GO CAPS!


Rage said...

Wait, Forsberg's gay? Since when?

Is Flopa a pun? I thought his nickname was Foppa.

Won, not one.

Also, the Flyers do suck. Pretty pumped up about that tonight.

FS said...

I was making a joke calling Forsberg gay.

Flopa is a pun on Foppa because Forsberg has a reputation for diving.

Victor said...

So, you're saying Forsberg is so gay he doesn't just have limp wrists--he has limp ankles?