Ask FS! 2/15/07

Welcome back loyal readers! It's time once again for the online column is still trying to figure out the other half of the battle, it's "Ask FS!" Today's question comes from Victor who asks

Is Cute Camera Girl the one who is stationed in the camera well in front of section 114? Just want to make sure we're talkin' about the same girl, here.

Great question Victor! To answer it, Yes! Cute Camera Girl is in fact the camera lady who stands at the bottom of sections 114/115 and is the Camerawoman for the Caps! From his excellent Vantage point, I have seen her checking me out on many occasions. If I were able to get in her head, I can only imagine what she might be thinking when staring upon my visage . . .

"Ugh! That creep is staring at me again!"
"Man, some of these guys are butt ugly!"
"I wish this was a Wizards game, because then Etan Thomas would be here! I love a man not afraid to push me around!"

and more of the things. In the past, FS, along with other observers, has noticed a ring on Cute Camera Girl's ring finger, but at the most recent match I saw here, last week against Boston, she did not in fact have it on. Does an opportunity exist? Will Cute Camera Girl ever not make an ugly face when looking at me? Are repetitive questions at the end of a blog post annoying? For the answers to these and more, tune in next same! Same bat-blog! Same bat-website! Until then, LET'S GO CAPS!



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