Saturday, February 24, 2007

Ask FS! 2/24/07

Welcome back loyal readers! It's time once again for the only online column that can take a shot in the nads without falling over, it's "Ask FS!" Today's question comes to us from Dylan, in Toronto. Dylan wonders
My gay boyfriend and I just had a big fight. While we've been together for a couple of years, I was just recruited to play in a professional hockey league in Sweden, and have decided to go. My boyfriend is not exactly supportive of my decision. I'm really the only person he's been with since he came out. How do I tell him that I love him, but that I need to make the decision that is best for me? Is it possible to break up a relationship and still leave the door open for a reunion when I return to Canada?
.Thanks for the question Dylan. By the way, I've always thought Dylan was a lovely girls name. If you want the FS solution to this, you should dump your boyfriend and get yourself a new man. Whenever a man becomes all clingy, it's time find a new one to be your sugar daddy. And if you have a hard time finding a hunk in Sweden that you don't feel is appropriate for a babe such as yourself, send me a picture of you in a bikini. Maybe FS can come across the pond and help you "adjust." Then I can finish off my trip by checking out all the other Swedish babes.

If you've got a question you'd like to see in a future edition of "Ask FS!," drop it in the comments section below, or email it to me via the link provided in my profile. Until next time 'LET'S GO CAPS!'

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

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robbybonfire said...

i dont want to hear about people's fuking tormented sexual orientation - you cretins even invade the sports pages. invading the churces was bad enough.

Meghann said...

Wow robbybonfire, I be you voted for Bush.