Ask FS! 2/27/07

Welcome back loyal readers! The trading deadline has passed, but the Caps saunter on, and that means it's time once again for "Ask FS!" The only online column that fights plaque! Today's question comes from robbybonfire! Robby wanted me to know,

i don't want to hear about people's fuking tormented sexual orientation - you cretins even invade the sports pages. invading the churces was bad enough.

Thanks robby! I'm glad you took time from burning crosses to post a hate-filled comment on a comedic hockey blog. I'm always pleased to meet people like you, it helps me feel better about myself. If there's one thing that I'm for, it's listening to people spew out ignorance, and then belittling them for it. And laughing at their inability to spell. Let me tell you a little about myself. See, I'm a member of a minority myself. In the past, members of my group were hunted down, tortured, and killed. We were accused of witch craft, and from a very young age, parents taught their children not to be like us because that meant Satan controlled us. In fact, the name of our group is the inspiration for the word "sinister." Our numbers have dwindled from around 10-12% of the population to about 5%. As time has passed, people have become more tolerant of my minority, but we are still face obstacles in many places, and I have had to adjust to society every single day of my life. My "sin?" Being left-handed. Hardly the type of thing that anyone cares about anymore, but in the past they sure did. I'm certain that over time, people will eventually become adjusted to homosexuals in some sense, but that they may never get full equal treatment, thanks to people like you, robbybonfire. And the rest of the world will continue to look down their nose at you.

Thanks for stopping by and reading my rant everyone, I'll be back with a trade-day wrap up like only 'Bettman Hates Hockey!' can do, and "Ask FS!" will be back on Thursday. If you have a question you'd like to see in a future edition of "Ask FS!," just drop it in the comments section below, or email it to me via the link provided in my profile. Until next time, Let's Go Caps!