Ask FS! 3/1/07

Welcome back loyal readers, it's time once again for the only online column that jumped the shark before it began, it's "Ask FS!" Today's question comes from Bob in New Mexico. Bob asks,

Where did you learn how to write?

Well, Bob, I received my formal writing education at the University of Virginia, but my real training occurred at The Declaration, a weekly news magazine at said institute of higher learning. Well, you get what you pay for. The University of Virginia has also trained such brilliant comedic minds as Tina Fey and Robert F. Kennedy. It is to their brilliance I aim to achieve, so that I might one day be named among the comedic greats. Whether it's staring alongside such greats as Lindsay Lohan and Alec Baldwin, or having them name a stadium after me when I get shot. Either way, the common thread is "cement."

That wraps up another edition of "Ask FS!" Remember, if you have a question you'd like to see show up in a future edition of "Ask FS!," just drop it in the comments section below, or send me a link to the email provided in my profile. Until next time, Let's Go Caps!