Saturday, February 10, 2007

Ask FS! 2/10/07

Welcome back loyal readers! It's time once again for the only online column to split the internet in half, it's "Ask FS!" Today's question comes from Victor who ponders
"When Bettman dies, which circle of Hell will he find himself condemned to?"
That's a trick question Victor! Gary Bettman is in fact, already dead. As a vampire, Gary Bettman's soul left the mortal coil many many years ago, but his body is inhabited by a demon. Think about it this way, have you ever seen Bettman in natural daylight? He's kinda like Steve Urkel in that regards.

Thanks for the question Victor, and remember, if you've got a question you'd like to see answered here in the future, just drop it in the comments section below, or email me via the link profile. Until next time, LET'S GO CAPS!

1 comment:

Victor said...

that makes sense. After all, I've never seen Bettman and Dracula in the same room together.